101 Challenges

To become fully fledged cheerleaders for the day - for either an NFL, NBA or NHL professional team and participate perfectly (with uniforms) in their match display

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We'll sit inside one of those astronaut training centrifuge thingies - where they spin you round and round for G-forces . Who can last the longest and throw up the least?

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Eat the worlds largest hamburger each under 3 hours. weighing 9lb (4kg) (according to the guiness world record book 2006)

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Enter a nerd comic convention and convince everyone you know what your talking about

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Lindsay's petrified of being any higher than 4 inches off the ground. He's even more fearful of aviation transport. So, Lindsay is to learn how to fly a plane - all by himself

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Throughout 2008 Lindsay's moaned non-stop of going bald, losing his hair and everything else. Lee's happy the way he is (nice) Let's have some cosmetic surgery (boob jobs excluded)

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After the huge blockbusting success we had with our Bond movie. We've to create our very own Indiana Jones replica. Bigger, Better and more action packed. Get the popcorn ready!

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We'll be having a Huskey race in Canada. Whilst the winner gets to enjoy the sweet taste of glory, the loser has to taste their own yellow (possibly sweet) snow

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Time for some fun - hopefully with no recurring side-effects. We're going to get hypnotised

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An inspiration to us all! We are to pay homage (again) to the genius that is Matt Harding but this time, we've to meet the lad and dance with him. To see his amazing travels, copy and paste www.wherethehellismatt.com in to your browser. We'll jig away at as many exotic locations and awe-inspiring landmarks as per last year. Jordan liked this Challenge so much he submitted it again (lazy thinker)

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Lee should love this. Lindsay will simply cry at the thought! We've to go on one of those planes that puts you on the wing. Brilliant!

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We've to join a fraternity. We'll take all the gruelling, painful and weird induction tests to become fraternity brothers. We must not fail - we must be accepted

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We ain't that funny so, since we've been challenged to a stand up comedy routine at an actual stand up comedy club and perform for a live audience – we'll try to bring the house down by using jokes that you lot submit via this site. Make them very, very funny!

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We’ll spend a whole day with the New York Police Dept, the Firemen and the Ambulance services. These are regarded as the best in the world - what do they get up to?

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We never completed this Challenge in Asia as no one would entertain us (we wonder why?) Unfortunately (for Lindsay) the States are more likely to accommodate this task. Boring? Well, not only will we be jumping out of a helicopter, but this dive will be performed as true Scotsmen. Kilt only, no underwear! Och Aye The Noo Jimmeeeeeeeeee!

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Can't afford to go to Las Vegas but can afford to risk some cash? Taking bets via our website - when we visit Vegas we'll put them all on black at Roulette. Hopefully we'll win and send all the winnings back to the gamblers (Gambling's not good kids oh, and over 18's only please)

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We'll be getting a weird and exotic pet for the Central America leg of our travels. A pig (Top Gear got a dog!) After travelling with it for some months and garnishing it daily, we'll eat it

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Somehow, we've to walk on the red carpet dressed in a white tuxedo at a Hollywood Premier with a famous actress (as her date!)

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We'll happily give an exact replica
(or as exact as we can) of the Baywatch intro theme - scene by scene. Click below to see how it should look and use it as a comparison once we completely arse our attempt;

Baywatch intro video

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It's argued that South America is the real home of football. We've been Challenged to train with and have a kick-aboot with a professional team and learn some new skills

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We have to play 18 holes of the craziest golf in America. Naturally, there's a forfeit for the loser of every hole. These are currently being thought up

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We've to combat the Las Vegas Thrill Ride Adventure Tour. This is definately going to produce some fluids (orally or otherwise) click below to see what it's all about;

Click to ride

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Someone doesn't like us. Lee should have the time of his life on this one, Lindsay will probably die. We've to sky dive out of a helocopter and land on a mountain. Easy

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Again, people seem to enjoy watching Lindsay make an ar$e out of himself. He could barely skate now We've to play a game of ice hockey with real ice hockiers

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We have to drink a whole pint of Tabasco Habanero sauce, then sing a well known song all the way through, immediately after without any water or ice to cool yourselves down with

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Lee loves Tequila but Lindsay doesn't, and Tequila certainly doesn't like him. Still, we've been asked to test every flavour of tequila in a tequila bar in Mexico. Oh no!

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We have to bicycle down the most dangerous road in the world. The North Yungas road in Bolivia - which has killed 13 cyclists in the past 10 years. Yeah! :(

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Not very descriptive here. All we have to do is take part in a Las Vegas show. We'll find a good one - trust us!

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We've to visit the Lucha Libre and wrestle each other in appropriate figure-hugging lycra costumes. Are there any rules?

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We've to get passed the first audition for American Idol or America's got talent. Should be easy enough, have you heard "The Pineapple Song"

See Video

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Time to run towards the danger rather than away from it. Yep. we're going Tornado chasing

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We're going to go flying. Not inside a plane but outside it. On its wings. Hoorah!

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We'll be learning all there is to know about Cowboys and Indians - extensively training to become just like them. From bows and arrows to gun fights. Yeehaa!

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We're going to dress as "him" and meet hundreds of other "hims" and dance with said "hims" and ultimately, become "him". Yep... Elvis!

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We've to recreate a western epic in the style of the legendary Clint Eastwood.

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Somehow, we've to eat the worlds largest hamburger in under 3 hours. It weighs 9lb (4kg) The record (according to the guiness world record book 2006) has been challenged but no-one's ever succeeded in beating it

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Wayhay! We're going to drive across Salar de Uyuni. A massive salt lake in Bolivia - doughnuts, handbreak turns and wheel spins are the order of the day!

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We're loud, so entering the 2009 Holleren contest should be a walk in the park for us. Can we win?

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We're going to take an induction test and stretch our (lack of) physical abilities to the limit. Sir, yes Sir! We're joining the Marines

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We've to join in the annual games at Dublin, GA. Deliverence quotes are optional but risky

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Rio de Janeiro holds the Worlds biggest Carnival every year. Unwind lads, chillax and dance the days away - show us the amazing colours and goings-on of this amazing festival by joining in the celebrations!

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Filbert Street in San Francisco is one of the steepest roads in the World. Naturally, we'll be having a toy-car race down it. Wheeeeeeeeee!

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We've to become voice artists for the day. Somehow, we'll try and get on to a famous American cartoon show and be the voice of one of the characters. Hopefully we'll get to show what it’s like behind the scenes

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If you follow the link below you'll see that there's a very well known naked Cowboy roaming the streets of New York City. We've to teach this cowboy a lesson and ride him!
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We've to create another song, but this time we've to try and convince a famous singer (e.g Kanye West, Jay-Z, Beyonce...) to get involved. Can the Pineapple Song be topped?

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We've to bury ourselves in the snow. Naked. Who can last the longest without dying or more importantly, without losing a (very important) digit?

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Oh no. Not again! We've to eat more sh*t! The list is as follows;

"Cuy" - Ecaudor
(Guinea Pig on a stick)
"Rocky Mountain Oysters" - Montana
(Bull Balls)

Corazon De Pollo (Chicken Hearts)

Menudo (Tripe Soup)

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W e've to put our hands in a beehive - no reason for this other than to prove who's the bigger man. Hmmmmmm

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We're expected to wrestle an Alligator in Florida. Interesting

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America is the land of the illusionist so, we're going to master the art of magic and perform an unforgettable show for y'all

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Easy this one. We've to base jump from a famous landmark - we assume Parachutes are allowed?

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Lindsay kicked ass (and shin) at Mai Thai Boxing in Thailand so now, both of us will take intensive Boxing lessons. Once we've mastered this brutal and face smashing art it will be Brother against Brother. An official Boxing fight with face gaurds will follow and last for a minimum of 3 rounds (2 minutes each)

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It's time for some Monster Trucking mayhem. We're going to drive a monster truck over things (not people)

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We're going fishing and as soon as one of us catches a Piranha, that Brother is to jump in naked. No reason for this other than stupidity!

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It's time to Doh-Ray-Mee ourselves silly. We're going to join a gospel choir and perform with the guys and gals

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Tarantulas are big spiders but more cuddlier and fluffier than the average toilet ones. After Lindsay's pathetic display of girly fear at the sight of an incy wincy spider in Thailand - why don't you go and see who can hold the most?

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Is it possible to make a Goth laugh? What about a sing-a-long with a Vampire? We're going to search throughout the States for the most eccentric people and then... well, we don't really know... Showcase time!

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It's time to let our hair down and parteeeeeeee! Yep, we've to join in ALL the antics at the Spring Break party at Fort Lauderdale, Florida

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We've to play with a professional/college American football team, and during the match (rather confusingly) we've to dance the makurana

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Having a space hopper race down the walk of fame has probably never been done before. We can imagine why

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We're expected to run naked down the sunset strip in West Hollywood, California

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For 1 week both brothers will only be allowed to sleep 3.5 hours sleep at night - How will this affect us both? We’ll be video blogging it! This is another repeat Challenge as Lucy's rather pissed with us for not attempting it the first time round. Oops!

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We've dressed in womens clothing, waxed ourselves completely and danced around for a full year so, Burlesque performing should be a breeze for us. Can we woo you with our sexy moves?

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We've to go and ring the intercom doorbell buzzer thing at the gate of Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion and ask for a free bunny. We suspect he may tell us to "F*ck off" though

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For some unbeknownst reason Glyn wants us to dress up as transvestites and hang out (not literally) for a day in a really Christian town

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With absolutely no rythm ability between us, somehow we'll learn how to samba and perform a routine - carnival style in the sreets

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www.zombiewalk.com Apparently there's loads of these happening all the time. Why? Anyhoo's we've to join one on our travels

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Potentially impossible : We've to try and get into a broadway show in ole New York, New York

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We're expected to go around dressed up as a cow and hold a sign saying milk me. Do we really want random strangers grabbing our tits?

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Dropping in on a vert is something to do with skateboarding. Apparently. What better "vert" than here?

http://next-thing.net/?p=5516

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Scarily, we've been Challenged to run through a bat cave naked - with only passion fruit and bananas to cover our winkies. Instant problem though... Bats like passion fruit and bananas

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A lot of people want us to ride a bucking bronto or a very angry bull. Who'll last the longest a) On the thing and b) In hospital?

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Pointless but pretty. We've to wrap 10,000 christmas lights around our bodies and walk a mile

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Putting ourselves in the middle of a real storm (the bigger the better). We’ll show what it’s like to live through Mother Nature’s unpredictable temper! Most likely, the audio on this video will only be heard by dogs. Not because of the wind or frightening forces of nature on the camera mics – but more so because we’ll be screaming at a higher octave than an 11 year old girl at a Take That concert!

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We've to eat 101 huge, raw, hot and spicy chillies with no water or shade. The winner is gets as many litres of water as he wants. The loser gets none - for 10 minutes

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We've to join a gay parade with rainbow flags, topless muscley men and cheesey 80's music etc... No reason why for this one, but we suppose it's only fair to show that if we were all the same, the world would be a boring place! Can we get on a float?

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We've to learn how to stilt-walk high stilts. Handless! Exciting challenge Caitlin :(

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Somehow, we have to charm our way to be given 2 Gondolas at the Veneitian Hotel in Las Vegas. If this wasn't impossible enough we then have to paddle the guest around whilst at the same time serenading them to the timeless classic "Save My Love" by Renee Renato

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Find some aliens is all Lauren wants us to do. If we don't though we will make up our own and scare/confuse people. We managed to do this with our Monster Challenge in China. Check it out by clicking HERE

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A continuous challenge throughout our little adventure! We’ve to get at least 101 people to donate £5 each to this site. The money raised goes DIRECTLY to the poorest/neediest people we meet on our travels. So… you give £5, a poor kid gets it. How cute! We brought this Challenge back as it was an absolutely rewarding and morally nice thing to do last year

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The Challenger of this task wanted us to take her with us... well that'd be unfair on other wannabe travel buddies so, IF we get a second series and IF we get some funding to do this, we'll open up a fun competition which will allow the winner a free wee break to join in a Challenge. How's that? Oh and take note of the big IF's - we're still working to a £20 a day budget

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Is this potentially immoral? Is this perhaps likely to cause death? We've to tickle all the large people throughout our travels... could be quite a few!

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After failing miserably at trying to ride 101 animals throughout Asia, we're going to take a nicer approach. We've to lick and then kiss our furry little friends now, but, some animals aren't furry - like shaven hamsters for example!

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We're off to learn the art of Line Dancing and to take part in a huge... erm, line of people dancing. Tight jeans, winkle-picker shoes and hands on hips - how lovely

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There's never been so much blood shed over gang fights in America than the indifferences between "The Bloods" and "The Cribs" in South Central LA. So we're going to sort out there differences once and for all by playing rock, paper and scissors. We could get shot, kicked or our hair pulled!

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We're to walk about all day dressed as big apples in the Big Apple

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We've to convince people that we are genuine superstars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. How?

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Based on our journals (which are all true may we add) and all the supposed fan mail Lee's having, we should be a sure thing to win the Big Whopper Liars Contest which is an annual event in the State of Indiana;
http://www.2camels.com/big-whopper-liars-contest.php

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Everywhere we went throughout our entire trip of Asia, we licked things. Well, for no other reason than for your amusement we've to stick our tongues out and taste a movie star

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America is the king of food and the home of the hotdog. We're going to enter (and win!) one of those hotdog eating competitions. It's brother against brother and team 101 versus the USA. Bring it on!

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Did this lad not see the telly series? We're expected to get a "Brazillian" in Brasil. Been there, done that. So why not do an extreme makeover instead? Each brother is to completely make-over the other. Eyebrow plucking, hair styling, new outfits... everything. Can we actually pass ourselves off as presentable people?

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Whilst in the States, we've to travel by no other means than a trusty campervan. But we have to stop at "attractions" no-one would ever in their right mind would stop at.
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Throughout our time in Mexico, we'll be dressing up as the 3 Amigos and throughout the country, we'll give you a little song and dance. Slight problem though... there's only 2 of us

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We've to join the Disney University and become some of your favourite characters. What makes Mickey Mouse Mickey Mouse and what makes Goofy... well, erm, Goofy?

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Someone wants us to spend a whole day walking around a busy area in nothing but speedos and a rubber ring. Where better than outside the White House?

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There'd be no other reason on Earth for us to get our belly buttons pierced other than for Kelly's (quite frankly) sick Challenge

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For every Challenge we do, we've to wear our Kilts. If we don't then it's a Challenge failed (unless we have to be in costume or by doing so we'd be spitting in the face of health and safety)

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Ee-Ee-Ee - that's our Dolphin impression. Hopefully we'll get to try it for real when we take part in a show at a Marine Park. How much participation can we get away with?

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We're going to dress as Mayan Warriors and race some locals from the entrance of the Tikal park up to top of the highest temple in Tikal, Guatemala.

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Somehow (without getting arrested or possibly having to fork out thousands of £'s) we've to climb the Empire State Building dressed as King Kong. A harness is allowed - thanks for that Leia

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We've to try everything in the annual garlic festival in Gilroy - yum! Apparently there's a beauty contest too. Miss Garlic 2009 here we come!

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We've to go bowling and learn every trick in the book in order to earn ourselves a "perfect game" 10 bowls (plus 2 extra at the end if you're pernickety) to get a score of 300

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We've to eat 101 cheeseburgers between us. It's another race to glory number 51

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We’ve to enter into, and finish, the Annual Empire State Building Run Up. 86 floors. 1575 steps. The record so far is 9 minutes 33 seconds. No problem for us wonder athletes

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We’ve to find a shaman witch doctor (apparently t here’s a good witch doctor in Oaxaca Market in Mexico) who’ll cast a love spell to help Lindsay with the ladies and hopefully cure his balding, ageing, ingrown toenail and moaning. We’ll try the magic prescription out on a couple of ladies - one of Lee's choice and one who Lindsay picks

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Trying to get some real lumberjacks and/or mounties to act as our chorus whilst we perform the Lumberjack song from Monty Python may be a very tricky task. But it’s 101 Challenges… not 101 easy things. Here’s the song http://uk.youtube.com/watch?

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We’ve to spend a week in the Black Rock desert in Navada. This sandy place plays host to the Burning Mann festival at the end of august. Apparently, it’s one of the greatest festivals in the world and, at the end of the week we’ll make and burn our very own man (out of wood – not a real person)

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For some bizarre reason, we’ve been challenged to break-dance on the glass bottomed sky-walk over the Grand Canyon. We hope it’s double glazed

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Whilst in Las Vegas, we must be witnesses to a eal wedding. Hopefully conducted by Elvis (or an Elvis impersonator)

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After traveling to the Brooks Range of Alaska we’ve to build and spend a night in our very own Igloo. If the weather is good and we’re lucky, we'll see the Northern Lights. More importantly, we may not die of hypothermia

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We’ll be running (for about 12 metres) then jogging (for a further 5) and then most probably walking the rest of the New York Marathon. Of course, we’ll be dressed in kilts and nothing else!

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We took the Highland Games to India. Now it’s time to organise a traditional Scottish Ceilidh and in the middle of the jungle. After teaching the locals, we’ll finish with an outstanding performance of the Gay Gordons!

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We’ve to “do like Harrison Ford’s alias John Book in the movie Witness (1985) and stay for a while in an Amish community, working with them on their farms and helping with building a new barn or something along those lines”. We’ll learn the ways of the Amish people. Hats and side-dread-locks are optional

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We never touched the top of Mount Kinabalu in Borneo due to the weather. We never stood on top of the world when climbing Mount Everest because we’d die. Now, we’ve to reach the top of all the Americas - the Aconcagua summit (6962m) which is in Mendoza, Argentina. 3rd time lucky?

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We’ll be having a good old fashioned brotherly fist fight. Only this time, it’ll be on roller skates and it’ll also be against 18 women! Here’s a VIDEO

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We’ve to sing the Scottish national anthem at a baseball game – the catch is, we’ve only to be wearing a Sporran

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We’ve to learn how to play the song made famous in the film deliverance and then recreate the scene whilst the other person squeals like a pig. In a “redneck” area

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Cadillac Mountain in Maine is the first place in all of America to see the sun. We’ve to recreate the Hakuna Matata song from the Lion King. Click here to see what we’re on about. But!!! We’ve to completely re-write the song and lyrics for your entertainment.Oh yummy! About 26 bugs to eat and 10 or-so costumes to carry!

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We’ll meet and stay with a South American tribe. We’ll do everything with them – work, play, dine and dance. We’ll also learn their traditions, dances and rituals. Without ending up in a pot of simmering water hopefully!

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Both of us will sit on a beach with a sketch pad and paint/pens/pencils and try to pass ourselves off as proper artists. But, when we show our subjects the end results they must be nothing like them or something different altogether. How far can we take this without getting kicked in?

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We are heading to Little Hatch, New Mexico and while there we’ll enter the state Chili eating competition. It’s an eat off to see who can endure the heat the longest.... Can we beat the locals?

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We’ve to both have a dual. A good old fashion fight in the sky. Click here to see what’s involved www.aircombatusa.com This could be a good one if, for any of the following two reasons; 1) It’s cheap enough to do and 2) We don’t crash in to each other mid-flight or in to the ground (which would technically be end-flight)

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200 miles up the Amazon river, far from the sea we have to ride Brazil's Endless Wave. A river wave known as the pororoca produces huge 20 mile per hour waves in Piranha infested waters. here we will go body boarding and see who catches the best wave

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We're going Volcano Boarding! Yep, Sledge down an active volcano in Nicaragua - 600 meters (1,968 foot) from top to bottom. Oh, and it may be worth mentioning that the volcano is expected to explode soon. Brilliant!

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We've to gather as many people as we can and have the longest Mexican Wave the World has ever seen. Currently, the longest one involved 8,453 participants and was at the Parque das Nações in Lisbon, Portugal, on 12 August 2007... We're going to have our Mexican Wave in... yep, you've guessed it... Canada!

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Each of us will get into a pen full of LLams for 2 minutes. The brother to be spat on the most wins the competition. The losing brother drinks a shot of, yep you guessed it, LLama spit

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Probably our favourite Challenge (if it gets voted for) We’ve to work for a day dressed as bar maids at a Hooters bar. What can we learn from (or teach to) our lovely co-workers?

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After failing miserably in Japan, surely we’ve got better chances of appearing on an American telly show? Oprah, Jay, Jerry… here we come!

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Confusingly, De Valle wants us to be accepted by the local drag community and with mentors, learn a drag act for your entertainment. Simply a super scrumptious Challenge darlings

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Whilst in America, we’ve to become window cleaners… on a high rise skyscraper for the day. Something like the Empire State Building, or the Sears Tower in Chicago will do

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Like the telly adverts, we've to spend a day going around like the 118 men and anwser peoples questions and tell them jokes

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We've to ask as many adult Americans as possible to point out Scotland on a map. If they can, they win a shiny 50 pence piece. If they can't, they must give you $1 to fund our trip

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We've to spend 24 hours chained together at the ankles and wrists and we're not allowed to be separated at any point. What can we do in a day and a night that absolutely does not need a brother stuck to you?

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We're going to have a go at sheep shearing and once we've gotten our wool, we're going to knit ourselves a lovely jumper each in time for our trip to Canada... where it's going to be around minus 5 degrees!

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For some reason perhaps only known to Dionne, we've to dress up as chickens and follow people whilst going "cluck Cluck, buy a chicken" Erm, what can we say here? Stupid Challenge

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For a whole day, after every scentence, we've to say “Man” Yet another crappy Challenge!

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We've each to be tortured. We'll be visiting a Mistress of pain and asking her (very politely) to do to us what some people pay hundreds of Dollars for. Tied/chained up, nipple clamps, whips, hot candle wax, spanking... you name it - we'll have it done!

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